Midwest Mondays: Sal's Beverage World

Elmhurst, IL, submitted by Alice



When you go to Sal's Beverage World and you see something World
It's SAL'S BEVERAGE... WORLD!!

I'm hungry...

Window World

Akron, OH, submitted by Wendy



When you go to Window World and you see something world
It's WINDOW... WORLD!!

It's quite difficult to find privacy there. Show me the way to frosted window world...

Smoker's World

Akron, OH, submitted by Alice



When you go to Smoker's and you see something World
It's SMOKER'S... WORLD!!

In five years I'm gonna open up lung cancer patient's world next door.

Ameriworld

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice


When you go to Ameriworld and you see something World
It's AMERI... WORLD!!

Their top competitor: Worldmerica.

Tie World

New York, NY, submitted by Eric


When you go to Tie World and you see something World
It's TIE... WORLD!!

Soon going the way of everyone wears a hat to work world...

Clara's World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice


When you go to Clara's World and you see something World
It's CLARA'S... WORLD!!

Disney's world is more fun.

Sunglass World

Central Valley, NY, submitted by Harry


When you go to Sunglass World and you see something World
It's SUNGLASS... WORLD!!

Is this a sunglasses store for people with one eye? Maybe they should talk to the people at Sun World, and see if they need some glass.

Wireless World

Boonton, NJ, submitted by Harry


When you go to Wireless World and you see something World
It's WIRELESS... WORLD!!

They must go through a lot of batteries...

Royal Aqua World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice



When you go to Royal Aqua World and you see something World
It's ROYAL AQUA... WORLD!!

For queenfish and king crabs only.

Truck World

Hubbard, OH, submitted by Wendy



When you go to truck world and you see something world
It's TRUCK... WORLD!!


I can't possibly imagine what they have that they can call the "World's Finest."

ATM World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Harry



When you go to ATM World and you see something World
It's ATM... WORLD!!

Bank tellers have a very difficult time finding jobs here...

Euro Furniture World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice


When you go to Euro Furniture World and you see something World
It's EURO FURNITURE... WORLD!!

I guess they only accept Euros...

Outdoor World

Houston, TX, submitted by Ivy



When you go to Outdoor World and you see something World
It's OUTDOOR... WORLD!!

Looks pretty indoors to me...

Holiday World

Houston, TX, submitted by Ivy



When you go to Holiday World and you see something World
It's HOLIDAY... WORLD!!

They only get off work during non-holidays.

Sea World

Orlando, FL, submitted by Ashik



When you go to Sea World and you see something World
It's SEA... WORLD!!

What the hell is SeaWorld??

Peep World

New York, NY, submitted by Mena



When you go to Peep World and you see something World
It's PEEP... WORLD!!

PEEEEEEEEEPS!!!

Magic World

San Antonio, TX, submitted by Camilla


When you go to Magic World and you see something World
It's MAGIC... WORLD!!

Muggles just won't understand.

Wally World

Welshfield, OH, submitted by Wendy



When you go to Wally World and you see something World
It's WALLY... WORLD!!

The closest we've ever gotten to actually finding Pinky's world.

Bagel World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice



Best world logo so far.

When you go to Bagel World and you see something World
It's BAGEL... WORLD!!

N. Y. Digital World

New York, NY, submitted by Eric

When you go to N. Y. Digital World and you see something World
It's N. Y. DIGITAL... WORLD!!

Hi, would you happen to sell any analog clocks? No? Oh I see, everything is digital. I get it.

Candy World

New York, NY, submitted by Harry

When you go to Candy World and you see something World
It's CANDY... WORLD!!

Stuffed cigarettes! Who can resist?!

Pets World

Jennings, LA, submitted by Camilla

When you go to Pets World and you see something World
It's PETS... WORLD!!

Are you as surprised as I am that they actually used the apostrophe correctly?

Sun World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice

When you go to Sun World and you see something World
It's SUN... WORLD!!

Hopefully it rains every now and then in sun world, or else their fruits and vegetables will die.

Vision World

Mt. Kisco, NY, submitted by Eric

When you go to Vision World and you see something World
It's VISION... WORLD!!

You'd think in vision world, people wouldn't ever need to get their eyes examined.

El Mundo

Nueva York, NY, sometido por Harry

Cuando tu vas a El Mundo y tu ves algo Mundo
¡¡Es EL... MUNDO!!

¡Ay dios mio!

Bayridge Bicycle World

Brooklyn, NY, submitted by Alice

When you go to Bayridge Bicycle World and you see something World
It's BAYRIDGE BICYCLE... WORLD!!

I can't believe someone drove to bayridge bicycle world. How rude.

Stationery & Toy World

New York, NY, submitted by Eric

When you go to Stationery & Toy World and you see something World
It's STATIONERY & TOY... WORLD!!

Boy, I could really use something to write on. And I can also really use a hotwheels. Oh, perfect!

Dr. Toothy's Dental World

New York, NY, submitted by Alice

When you go to Dr. Toothy's Dental World and you see something World
It's DR. TOOTHY'S DENTAL... WORLD!!

Dr. Toothy should get in touch with Dr. Gummy, combine and make a nice middle-ground world.

New Herbal World

New York, NY, submitted by Harry

When you go to New Herbal World and you see something World
It's NEW HERBAL... WORLD!!

Old herbal world is so yesterday...

Avenue A Asian World

New York, NY, submitted by Harry

When you go to Avenue A Asian World and you see something World
It's AVENUE A ASIAN... WORLD!!

Imagine a world full of Avenue A Asians. None of those disgusting Avenue C Asians to deal with...

Carpet World

White Plains, NY, submitted by Chloe

When you go to Carpet World and you see something World
It's CARPET... WORLD!!

They tore up carpet world and found hardwood world underneath!